North Bend has a message for all rapist you do business here you go to jail

Last night March 9th, 2014 at 11pm some idiot decided to sexual assault a woman in a business where Verizon Wireless is located and sexually assault a workers.  As someone who actually comes from North Bend you do not that crap in my hometown.  I am sure that the Snoqualmie and North Bend Police will be finding you shortly.  You better turn yourself in because I have also unleashed a virtual superhero a spirit called Green Teenager Barista Crime Fighter she has whipped up a virtually 50 gallons of berry mocha chocolate chip with a dash of bacon from a friend of mines coffee stand Wanted Espresso which has allowed her to use the facilities to help fight crime.  She is helping my hometown police force catch this pervert.  If you have any information on this crime that happened around 11pm last night on March 9, 2014 please call the Snoqualmie and North Bend Police Department at (425) 888-3333 you can remain anonymous.  You do not do this garbage in my hometown and get away with it.