China, ME if you are willing to pay me I can dispatch your emergency vehicles

Hey China, Maine if you pay me $55,000 a year plus relocation expenses to you little community.  I have over seven years of cab company dispatch experience.  If you are willing to take me up on it.  You can save money by not subscribing to these other cities or the State of Maine for dispatch services.  I can even with a small budget set up a dispatch room inside your police and fire department.  I would be willing to move to your wonderful community of China, Maine to help your community save money.  You will get quality dispatch service plus I might actually get to like Maine.