If you see a person cross nearly half way across to cross the street. You must be in Cle Elum. Due to large streets if the merchants does not plow the sidewalk you see them walk on what most cities would be the sidewalk on First Street. You must be in Cle Elum.
If a local or someone does a good deed ask where you offers you a ride. Then you offer to pay. They refuse your money. You must be in Cle Elum. this bit also works for Ellensburg too actually.
People very most friendly even the dog unless you piss of the dog's owner. You must be in Cle Elum.
If you see someone who is helping someone who is struggling to load an item in their vehicle without being asked or will help push vehicle out of the ditch or stuck on tires. You must be in Cle Elum.
If you see people not use the push walk sign on to cross the street on the South side of the Pennsylvania Avenue and First Street. You must be in Cle Elum.
If you hear or see snowmobiles running on Railroad Avenue single file. You must be in Cle Elum.
In short story I hope you enjoy this Cle Elum version of You might be a Redneck. Cle Elum and Roslyn is where I graduated high school I will always along with the Snoqualmie Valley towns of North Bend and Snoqualmie my actual hometown.
Twenty years ago on January 5, 1996, Jeff Foxworthy went on stage in front of the nation with the comedy routine called You must be a Redneck. This made him a star.
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