Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Northeast Portland residents do not want serial flashers in their neighborhood

Hey serial flasher.  Northeast Portland residents no longer want you around.  I have sent Green Teenager Barista Crime Fighter on a mission to fight against this serial flasher.  She has a 50 pounds of virtual Twix flavored Mocha for this suspect.  The suspect you are looking for is a White man in his 30's or 40's who is about 5 ft 9 inches tall to 6 feet tall with a heavy or medium build.  He has lately been hanging around the Beaumont Middle School area.  These pre-teens and teenagers do not want to piece of garbage around.  This slimeball needs to be caught if you see this piece the garbage please call the Portland Police Bureau and let them dispose this piece of trash in the Multnomah County Jail where that piece of garbage belongs.  Call 911 or the Portland Police Bureau at (503) 823-3333.  Because we need this piece of garbage caught tonight. 

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